Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Enjoying the Nature
 
It’s official: I am the worst flirt on earth. Seriously, those nerds from The Big Bang Theory ooze swagger compared to me.
When in the presence of a cute guy I’d like to know better, I unequivocally turn into one of two things:
  1. A blustering idiot
  2. A deaf mute
It’s not that I don’t know how to flirt – I mean, I’ve seen it done many times: smile wide, tilt head, bat eyes, lightly touch his arm, play with my hair, all that shiz. But when the time comes for me to perform, I choke like Ralphie from A Christmas Story when he draws a blank in front of Santa instead of telling him how desperately he wants a Red Rider BB Gun.
:( :( :(
Posted by at
Labels: , , , ,

3 comments:

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)